The commemorations of June 6, 1944 on TV, all day today and last night, the Night of the Landings commented by Julian Bugier on France 2 inspired Alex Vizorek. The comedian, in his column of the day on RTL, imagined the Landing commented on the 4 news channels. They crush them all as they pass, more or less vigorously.
Marion Calais recalls “For the occasion, France 2 presented last night the program “The Longest Night”, a story of the Landing as if it were narrated by news channels from 2024 in real time“.”I thought the idea was great.” begins Alex Vizorek, “I’ll give you a little summary. We’re going to do the 4 news channels as if it were D-Day“.
BFMTV, Cnews, LCI, -, Alex Vizorek spares no news channel
He begins his imitations with BFMTV. “First news channel, welcome to BFM. All our teams are mobilized for this famous D-Day […] Our special correspondent, Kevin, intern of the channel. How are operations carried out? Well uh here it pulls […] I’m in the sea. I do like when there are floods in the North, I put on rubber boots.“Alex Vizorek is starting off rather slowly.
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Then comes the turn of -. The opportunity for the comedian to evoke the backdrop of the merger of public broadcasting desired by Rachida Dati. “Welcome to France info, the news channel. Let’s immediately join our special correspondent in Normandy. Ah, I am told that we do not have a special envoy because of the savings desired by Rachida Dati on public media“.”Let’s move on to our guest, the philosopher […] Tell us about the Landing […] I know nothing about it, I am a specialist in 20th century Germanic philosophy. I worked on France Culture but with the reorganization, following the mergers, I was put as a military columnist on -“. The comedian still remains good-natured.
Alex Vizorek is increasing in the barbs he sends to the news channels. “You are on LCI, the decryption channel, the long-term channel which helps you understand the information. On June 6, 44, special broadcast on the Russian front […] The editorial line of LCI is Russia, Russia, Russia” insists Vizorek.
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For the last channel, CNews, the comedian begins his pamphlet in German, before returning to French. “It’s terrible, dismay, Marshal’s France is collapsing. What world do we live in? Americans fall from the sky and among them African descendants. The great replacement is underway. The Third Reich seems to be coming to an end, can’t wait for the Fourth“.
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