Procrastination, we'll see that tomorrow

I don't want to be bad-mouthed Ali, but pffuuttt, oh my… Oh no, a column on procrastination, sorry but I didn't have the time, I'll do it tomorrow. Firstly because I don't like the word. I don't know about you, but for me, words feel like sensations in my head. For example, procrastinating sounds like a rusk being chewed. Pro-Cras-Tiner. And I don't like it. It's dry, it's rough, it makes crumbs…I don't like it.

So I was there thinking, “Hey, it’s Friday, shouldn’t I go away for the weekend rather than come and do a column on the radio” but there is something even stronger than the word that crunches like a biscuit in my head, there is my guilt. Discipline in which I excel.

So, obviously I still worked on the subject

– Hi Chat GPT, tell me a joke about procrastination
– Of course: Why do procrastinators never play hide and seek? Because they prefer to hide… and stay there a little longer! »

In view of this result MDR/PTDR/stop I have incontinence, I told myself that I needed another strategy.

I decided to classify things as “we can postpone until tomorrow” or “we cannot postpone until tomorrow”.

SO :

• The month of November = no, but what is this month? A month where nothing happens, except lots of commemorations of dead people. So of course it's good to commemorate all those who fought for France, but it should have been spread over the year, that's too much for us. And then in general, if in November we start talking about the organization of Christmas (what do we eat/with whom/when/how/to whom do we give what) we come across as Maria Carrey who like an old labrador awaits Santa's return behind the door. All she wants for Christmas is her big copyright! So we postpone November to December, without guilt.
• Take care of yourself: so there, no Way, let's go, we're not putting it off until the sunny days. Even when it's ugly, gray and cold, when you don't want anything, when the world is burning, well, it's important to take care of yourself. To put cream on each other, to say kind words to each other when we pass each other in an ice cream and to be nice to ourselves. Because otherwise, who is going to do it? Well, not many people, so let's go, let's do ourselves some good.
• Organize your next vacations: so there are two schools. I have friends who organize them almost from one year to the next, who knows why it relaxes them. And others who do that when they realize that it's already May, it's crazy how time flies, and that no one has taken the initiative… Yes Ali, on purpose, I'm speaking femininely, because vacations are fun, they're nice, but it's very often the same people who say “where are we going/when are we going/it would be nice if after our cousins ​​in Brittany, we was going to see your parents? But anyway, darling, they live in Montpellier / And so, we have time, we're on vacation, we'll take the small roads with the children, oh my, relax / And you think that children's motion sickness is take a vacation?? » . In short, it's the mental load that we would like to postpone until tomorrow, and every other day.
• Die = nothat's pretty lame, so we'll postpone it until later.
• And to finish this list, and this column, because I mean, we're not going to stay here until tomorrow, Telling the people we love that we love them = so, of course we're going straight there , all the time, always, because as one of the greatest French philosophers says: “Let us love ourselves while we are alive, Let us not wait for death to find us talent”