[SATIRE A VUE] France 2: disaster audience for Bravo de l'entre-soi

On France 2, the ceremony of Bravo d’or intended to reward the popular successes of 2024 breaks a record for unpopularity. Both host and stakeholder, during the evening, Nagui glorifies the radio station for which he works.

The ceremony of Bravo d’or set out to reward the greatest successes of the year. But, by the catastrophic audience of his show broadcast on France 2Nagui knew not to overshadow those he celebrated: 6% market share. The abyss of Médiamétrie. To demonstrate his modesty, the host and his guests were filmed from behind. The most beautiful dress zipper™ was awarded to co-host Leïla Kaddour-Boudadi. Among the other expected winners, without the slightest surprise, we will cite Artus and his Little something extrawhich was once again praised to the skies.

The big minus of the evening consisted of a sequence entirely dedicated to the glory of radio on which the master of ceremonies officiates every day. The sacrosanct France Inter. More beautiful success, more beautiful microphones, more beautiful listeners. Everyone expected, of course, that Nagui would award himself a “Golden Ego”, that he would thank himself and kiss himself on both cheeks. It was nothing of the sort. His humility made him fade behind those greater than him. In the company of two representatives of the radio Grail, Léa Salamé came to confide her incomprehension of all this success. “ How do I do it? Am I not too talented? » She is! Columnist Mathieu Noël is too. We are all one hell of a bunch of prodigies! Filmed from behind because, from the front, too much light dazzles the viewer.

The morning fairy continues: “ In truth, we are afraid of getting bored. Every year that passes, we say to ourselves, people are going to leave, they're going to be fed up. ” But no ! People are holding on. On the most remote country roads, where nothing passes, Léa's voice is the motorist's GPS. Left after the high Radio France relay antenna, then left again. In a bend, Europe 1 becomes audible, Classical Radio attempts a half-symphony. No. Beethoven is no match for the sweet globalist music of public radio.

On set, the rest of the conversation turns into an exchange between office colleagues. One regret, however. The coffee machine could not be moved to the Marigny theater. “ We think very highly of her. » A tsunami of self-promoting syrup invaded space. And everyone can bathe in it and feast on it. Nagui has just plunged into freedom of expression, of which radio is the spearhead. He ” witness it every day “. Glucksmann on Monday, BHL on Tuesday, Hollande on Wednesday… And splash! And to enjoy these 40 comedians that the station employs and takes to the mountain pastures every spring.

Fearing being stuck in this concentration of self-consciousness, viewers took refuge on emergency channels. TF1, M6, C8 or TV knit. In the context of freedom of expression, the management of France 2 campaigns so that the viewing of the second session of the Bravo d’or is obligatory.