Laurent Gerra’s column from June 28, 2024

Laurent Gerra’s column from June 28, 2024
Laurent Gerra’s column from June 28, 2024

Bonjour Marc-Olivier Fogiel, It’s nice of you to come and see us: “I want to check that you treat my Lionel Messi well, Calvary, Yves Calvaille”. It’s true that Yves Calvaille is treated very well at RTL every morning: “First of all, what reassures me is that he doesn’t use the jacket I bought him for my new Channel at RTL. Because I know him, your boss. Since it’s a pair of pliers, he would be capable of using it. While we’re the ones who paid for it, this jacket. BFM TV, first on the dressing room.” I imagine that it’s not because of his jacket edge that you chose Yves for this news slot: “Oh, the news slot! Damn! Are you talking about an olive cake or what? Her show has a name, it’s called Calvi 3D…”

Bonjour André Manoukian, hello at the piano: “Hello everyone, are you okay? Is everyone seated correctly? We can get started quickly. Do, do, do, do, do, do, bécard, C sharp, do, do, the child, do, do, do.” Yes, thank you, it will be fine André, we are all in good agreement. Tell us instead what brings you today: “You know, Jade, by dint of talking about the secret life of French songs, I have nothing left to say. I thought that we could tell the story of secret foreign songs. Like for example, the beauty of Cadiz. Do you know the beauty of Cadiz?

Bonjour Roselyne Bachelot ! What do we owe the pleasure of your visit to, Roselyne? : “I’m coming to see you as a former Minister of Health to provide prevention.” Probably to warn us about the risks of the heatwave: “But yes, but yes! You know, it’s very simple. The heat is going to be terrible, we’ve said so. So you have to remember to stay well hydrated at all times. As for bearded men, I advise them to shave. But yes! Madam, Sir, shave your beard!” Thank you, Roselyne Bachelot: “I’m not finished, Miss Jeanne. There is another risk linked to the heatwave.”

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