Because the new coach has already trained Haaland. Not Erling, but Markus.
Because you didn't spend your Monday explaining the principles of Hornelandball for nothing.
Because Eirik with the bloody axe, already coach of the year in 2022 and 2023 in Norway, has already taken an option on the UNFP trophies.
Because “you finally know” Lucas Stassin’s movements.
Because Roland Romeyer and Bernard Caïazzo let go of the controls.
Because you may love rafting, Kilmer Sports Ventures is not a whitewater activity provider.
Because after listening to President Valéry Giscard d'Estaing's wishes to the French and a few bottles of Crémant, you can say it: Happy New Year 1976!
Because the spirit of Rachid Mekhloufi hovers above the Cauldron.
Because you are already focused on the championship thanks to your elimination in the Coupe de France.
Because you're starting to listen to Mickey 3D, Dub Inc and Entourloop again. And that’s nothing to say.
Because Timothée Chalamet will once again make people believe that he never misses a match during the promotion of his next film.
Because Zuriko Davitashvili is the best Georgian in Ligue 1.
Because Yunis Abdelhamid has already entered his second youth.
Because you're nostalgic in the mine train car at Disney.
Because the future is now, https://twitter.com/ASSEofficiel/status/1875862558109831372. Already in the petchi papers of Djydjyer Deschamps.
Because the assistant coach, Hassan El Fakiri, speaks French, knows Ligue 1 and also knows how to walk on nails. In short: the right person for this position.
Because Mickaël Nadé is becoming the rock he should be.
Because it’s not the Lyonnais who are going to cheat you this time.
Because grated meats have nothing to envy of quenelles.
Because your Canadian president knows football much better than the frauds of Qatar, Russia and the American megalomaniac.
Because you have an audience that deserves Europe every day.
Saint-Étienne overthrows Reims and breathes
