Who is responsible for the sad decline of the beloved French language IN Quebec? Look no further, I found the culprits. It’s us. Yes, you and I going to car washlet’s park in the car parklet’s wear t-shirtsof the running shoeslet’s activate them flashers and the wipers.
We should make a solemn promise to ourselves by looking each other straight in the eye. We no longer say English words when they don’t have their reason for being. We speak English or we speak French, let’s no longer play between the two.
Finished watching the game in a partytake a drink or one shooter and wipe your mouth with napkins. It’s not a truck, it’s a truck. It’s not the hood, it’s a hood. THE pulls are tires, the muffler is a silencer, the bumpers are bumpers and the dash is a dashboard. Do you recognize yourself? Me too.
Yes, we must speak frankly to ourselves in the portrait and express this pride in better expressing our precious language. So let’s start by de-anglicizing our everyday conversations. We are all capable of making this effort and especially in front of our children. First of all, that would be a big step. Come on! No more shortsTHE jacketsTHE yachtsTHE lightersTHE plasters and the flashlights. In town, admire the buildings more than the buildings and if you take the bus, it’s a bus. It’s not your chum who tells you, here is your friend.
IN THE LOCKER ROOM
By the way, sports section, why not a little effort on the side power play, fowardchecking And coaching? It’s still us who baptized them flower, Rocket, Pocket And Road Runner, BergyTHE Kid, Butch, Bunny and the Big Tree. We were lucky that we had Casseau, Pointu, le Bleuet, Ti-Poil and la Grand jaune.
You don’t have to go into too much detail and tell us that your favorite golfer is LeTigre Bois.
Come on! Let’s Francis, it’s so much more sharp…Oops! Sorry!
YOU TOO
- Christians are proud. Moses was still the first to walk around with a tablet.
- Renovating the stadium will cost more. We forgot to calculate the electricity, ventilation, lighting and the hairballs left by Youppi!
- Suggestion on the net. The price of cremations is likely to increase by 45% in 2025. React! Get cremated now.
- Economically, be careful, we are regressing dangerously. The black penny could return.
- Don’t flip. Let’s see, see if French backcheck in Quebec.
- Legault reprimands those who go begging in Quebec. With my tax report this week, I had the impression that Quebec was coming to La Prairie to beg.
- I like the opera, but I like the aperitif better.
- No, baseball is not listed as a fast-paced sport. Especially when there is a walk.
