Talmage Johnson, 19 years old, the son of Bryan Johnson, the man who refuses to age, is not a young person like the others: in addition to being dad’s “blood boy”, he recently became his “referent zizi.” On Wednesday, the latter shared graphs on X comparing the duration and “quality” of his nocturnal erections to those of his son.
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“Data on the nighttime erections of my 19-year-old son, @talmagejohnson_, and myself. His last two minutes longer,” he wrote, before concluding: “Let us raise our children to be straight and firm. » Request for comment from Vanity Fair remained a dead letter.
If the charts are to be believed, Talmage Johnson’s nocturnal erections are indeed longer, but those of his father, 47, are said to be “of better quality”, with a score of 94 to 90. Bryan crushes his son on in terms of sleep quality (131 against 112, even if we don’t really know what that means), but both are tied in the area of ”AndroAge”: 22 years.
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Talmage Johnson seems to agree with these results; he retweeted his father’s graphics, adding, “I’m grateful for the way Dad raised me.” » On January 9, he tweeted that his goal for 2025 was to “achieve the same biomarkers as the healthiest human in the world.” I am of course talking about my good old dad. He started at 43, and I started at 19. Whatever your situation, you too can try your luck now. » Her tweet also quoted her father boasting about having smooth skin and good sexual stamina.
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