“The Swiss, I can’t take any more of you.”Keystone
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Volodymyr Zelensky meeting the Pope? It was the perfect opportunity for a current-fiction photo novel at the watson. Here it is.
11.10.2024, 16:5711.10.2024, 17:34
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The Zelensky tourit’s a bit like that of Red hot chilli pepper: if you missed them last year or the year before, you can be pretty sure that they will come back to your city the following year. Except that well, the Volo, he doesn’t come to sing Californicationbut to beg for Lepoard 2 tanks and 155mm shells.
“So, is this Zelensky coming?”
Keystone
The timing is tight. Zelensky does not do Milan-Zurich-Munich in three days like the Red hotsbut rather London-Paris-Rome-Berlin, in two days, please.
“I don’t just have that to do, there are Latin masses to prepare.”
Keystone
After seeing Keir Starmer, Emmanuel Macron and Giorgia Meloni, Zelensky is at the Vatican to meet the Pope.
“So, where is the old man?”
Keystone
“Are you a pink judo belt? Would you like to come and fight in Bakhmut?”
Keystone
“Hey, pssssccht, the Swiss. Neutrality is outdated — like your uniform.”
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“It smells like chocolate and raclette around here.”
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“And to think that it is these armed gulus who refuse to give me tanks.”
imago
“Viola, I have a message for you. Look me in the eyes and listen carefully.”
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“I’m borrowing your men for a while. You pick them up in kyiv in one or two years, deal?”
Keystone
“Okay, man, let’s do this quickly. I need 50,000 halberds for my army.”
Keystone
“The grace of Christ will save the innocent.”
Keystone
“Yes, good. The grace of Christ, it shoots 5.56mm?
Keystone
For the occasion, Zelensky also offered the Pope… a painting representing the Boutcha massacre.
“So you see, this is a painting that recalls…”
Keystone
“…that you cowardly abandoned us in the face of the forces of Evil.”
Image: www.imago-images.de
*WWII flashback in progress*
Keystone
“Okay, Franky, I get it, you can’t help me much. Thank you for the welcome, your place is lovely. Is your coffee Neapolitan?”
Keystone
Volodymyr Zelensky, however, saved the best stop of his tour for last: Berlin.
“Good to see you, Olaf. You Germans, when you say that you are going to rearm, you keep your word.
-C’est la German quality, Volo.”
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