What I like about Bardella
He doesn't think he's Zola
300 pages of memoirs
It's worse than a stunner
Love love love
What I like about Bardella
It's just ideas he has 3
It's the French first!
Foreigners out!
Love love love
Bardella la la la…
Stigmatize me!
Bardella la la la…
Oh yes, kick me out!
Ch : Wait Fred… in the 2nd verse, we said he had 3 ideas and we only gave 2
Fred : Yes I know it was for the rhyme, in reality there are only 2
Ch : Ah ok… We have to change the verse then…
Fred : Ok
What I like about Bardella
You can leave it from page 3
To put it back in its place
Under the leg of the coffee table
Love love love
What I like about Bardella
It's because in his book he doesn't say
What he was dealing with
His absences from parliament
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Ch : Well if we know, he was writing his book!
Bardella la la la…
We don't believe you
Bardella la la la…
Comm’ pour tes agendas
What I like about Bardella
It’s because he dodges all the debates
Ch : Even at Léa’s!
Any objection is excluded
He can't, he has muscles
Love love love
What I like about Bardella
It's because the booksellers don't want it
Except of course all the Relays
The Bolloré boutiques
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What do you mean “where where where”? Everywhere in the stations!
And in Bardella's book
Ch : And in Bardellaaaaaaa’s book…
(ah oh oh oh)
There is always room
For all the fascists who pass
Love love love
Bardella la la la…
We pray to all the Gods
Bardella la la la…
That we don't have a volume two
Bardella la la la…
Like your program I think
Bardella la la la…
That TikTok suffers
