During a new video on his channel YouTube,
Romain
Molinaspoke following the appointment of the new French government. He wanted to draw a parallel with the leaders of French football, to create his own government. Of course, the President and Owner of the Girondins de Bordeaux, Gérard Lopezis part of this government.
« I wanted to make a little bonus and folkloric video since I saw the French government. You know me, I don't do politics but there, Bayrou, Valls, Darmanin, Borne and all the fine team… I asked myself a question. Doesn't this government have even more folkloric management than the worst football clubs in France? You know, these geniuses who will lose again this year around 1.2 billion in 36 clubs, in a year of structural deficit. It's true that given the absolutely brilliant management, we wonder who is the worst? Kita father and son in Nantes? The Hanouna brothers in Niort? Rani Assaf in Nîmes? Or Gérard Lopez in 'Don't worry, I manage the money in Lille, Mouscron, Bordeaux, in Formula 1' mode? Or the French government? »
So he came to talk about the owner of the Girondins de Bordeaux. He simply named it Minister of Economy and Local Authorities.
« For the post of Minister of the Economy, we had many candidates. I remind you that they (the French leaders) will lose 1.2 billion for 36 clubs, in one year! It's still magnificent. But Gérard Lopez seems indisputable to me. Considering the performances in Formula 1, in Lille and even in Belgium in Mouscron. Currently on the verge of bankruptcy in Boavista and Bordeaux, I think it is deserved. And he deserves so much that I almost want to say that local authorities are for him. I think all the entrepreneurs in Bordeaux will take it because frankly, everything he has done… With Gérard Lopez you know that the money from local authorities will always be put to good use. »
Here is the government according to Romain Molina, with some of his explanations:
- Prime Minister : the savior of French football Vincent Labrune
- Minister of the Interior : Didier Deschamps because he is still there, and in a decision-making position
- Minister of Justice : Nasser Al-Khelaifi, targeted in 2023 by an investigation for kidnapping, sequestration and torture
- Minister of Health : Waldemar Kita, anatomy specialist with a penis enlargement company
- Minister of Foreign Affairs : the great traveler Bernard Caïazzo, former leader of Saint-Etienne
- Minister of Culture : a guy who was Sports Director/President, Mikaël Hanouna from Niort, who left the club and who would be in Israel
- Minister of Economy and Local Authorities : Gérard Lopez given his performances
- Ministers of Public Accounts
: Luis Campos and Pablo Longoria - Labor Ministers : Antoine Kombouaré and Loïc Perrin
- Minister of National Education : Bernard Joinin for his disastrous management of the Amiens training center
- Minister of Research : Laurent Nicollin for his avant-garde vision of football, turned towards modernity
- Minister of Public Action
: Rani Assaf from Nîmes, his club is stagnating in National and no one can contact him - Minister of Memory and Veterans : Jean-Marc Mickeler, boss of the DNCG because given the inaction of the DNCG, he is used to celebrating the memory of clubs which are dying
- Minister of Fisheries and Nature
: Jean-Pierre Papin and his dogs who come to training - Government spokesperson : Olivier Létang
- Minister of Artificial Intelligence : Fayeza Lamar, mother of Kylian Mbappé
- Minister of Rurality : Ahmet Schaefer, owner of Clermont, almost relegated to Ligue 2
- Minister of Housing : Charles Maarek, from FC Rouen, targeted for abuse of corporate assets
- Minister of Tourism : Jean-Charles Caillot, president of Reims
- Minister of Agriculture : Florence Hardouin, former CEO of the FFF
- Minister in charge against discrimination : Jean Lapeyre, legal director of the FFF, reported for “perjury”
- Responsible for relations with Parliament : Noël Le Graët
- Minister of Overseas : Jean-Michel Aulas, someone not very popular, but still there
- Minister of Commerce : John Weaver and his plans
- Minister of Cities : Franck McCourt, who was supposed to recover real estate in Marseille but got nothing
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