The Internet Has Officially Lost It Over Andrew Garfield’s Slutty Glasses

Andrew Garfield is the talk of every horny person on the internet today.

CBS/https://twitter.com/awards_watch/status/1876101223822328111

The 41-year-old old actor wore some slutty glasses and an open blouse to the Golden Globes, and the man looked very good in both!

CBS/https://twitter.com/bestofgarfieId/status/1876096882646425919

He knew EXACTLY what he what he was doing!!!

This person (who happens to work at BuzzFeed, sorry for exposing you) said they needed a threesome with a literal pair of spectacles (and Andrew).

CBS/https://twitter.com/SpencerAlthouse/status/1876094266197569620

This person gave Andrew a 55-minute standing ovation from their bedroom.

https://twitter.com/Seanlofficial/status/1876098653242483099

This person channeled the Blessed Mother instantaneously becoming pregnant with triplets.

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And, ummmm, it brought this person their knees...

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Because this is quite a MOMENT, here are the funniest tweets about the whole thing:

https://twitter.com/dianaxgatsby/status/1876096540319862800

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https://twitter.com/Vero_GonzalezG/status/1876094582766850353

https://twitter.com/addiexrollins/status/1876093920947646780

CBS/https://twitter.com/davidmackau/status/1876096608296968567

https://twitter.com/teewatterss/status/1876094545882124593

Getty Images/https://twitter.com/mooninmyheart__/status/1876125448260014323

https://twitter.com/kenzvanunu/status/1876093906607292531

https://twitter.com/Seanlofficial/status/1876097950981759152

https://twitter.com/RicciuP/status/1876093887762292961

CBS/https://twitter.com/eddie_mouradian/status/1876118786186871110

https://twitter.com/thwiptom/status/1876094262166822928

And lastly:

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