For yet another year, participants in the country’s macramé workshops, as well as anyone whose work life does not occupy more than three lines, have been able to enjoy the Festival of Eurovision Juan Y Mediothe one where twenty children pretend to be 44 years old for three minutes. And after that, they try to convince a handful of early retirees and homosexuals with daddy issues that they go to a website to vote for them.
RTVE I had decided to send Chloe Delarosadaughter of a man who should be investigated for child exploitation and, in turn, a girl who believed she was Carmen Sevilla. During the time of ‘Telecoupon‘. Thank God, he came to the Festival with a rip-off of ‘Shake It Off’ of A Famous Singer™, giving the matter a much more childish and entertaining tone than expected. In fact, the most childish tone that we have seen on stage during the gala.
Spain closed the score with 144 points, 80 of them from the jury, which left Chloe Delarosa clearly disappointed, comforted by María Eizaguirre on the sofa in the green room. The public finally raised it to sixth position, in a score that the old Georgian has dominated since the distribution of twelve.
Same as in Eurovision of adults occurred with Switzerland, the professional jury has decided to sentence the result of the festival by distributing an outrageous twelve to the Andria Putkaradzewith a very intense song dedicated to his mother, which is mathematically impossible to interest any child on the entire European continent.
Spain thus equals its second worst record in Eurovision Juan Y Medio to date – which also says a lot about the country’s candidacies to date -, only surpassed by the puncture of Levi Diaz y ‘Laugh‘ in 2021, when we finished in 15th position.
This year’s gala, broadcast from The Magic Box of Madrid and made by RTVEhas been a success for the chain on a qualitative level despite the choice of debatable things: the dot marker (all ones, all twos…) has worked regularly and the use of artificial intelligence in children’s postcards It has been gloomy and absurd: they could have recorded the shots with the contestants themselves.
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