So, I didn't say anything, but I'm so happy to announce it to you today: it's my birthday! Yes, yes, today!
Well, I'm the latest addition to the team, but certainly not the last to set the mood! Look what I brought back for my big fans there. I love, I love, I love it so much when it's my birthday.
Even though… no one thought about it. Whereas, last week, it was Nagui's, and here on the other hand… Few people know it, but at Radio France, it's a public holiday.
Me, I'm the type of person who's a little boring on his birthday. I want to be spoiled. One year, my boyfriend, to please me, gave me a voucher that he had made himself. On it, he had written: “Good for some sex.” » Me, so happy, I used it the same evening… with my friend Brahim.
But in truth, this ex was terrible at giving gifts. In two years of relationship, do you know how many times he made me happy with his surprises? Nagui, tell me: “Duet, square or cash? »
— “Duet, square or cash? »
— Cash: no fucking time.
It's crazy, right? Oh well, speaking of crazy: you want to hear something crazy? Today is not my birthday at all.
I was born on May 8. Yes, a lie. I was told that I was allowed two per column, that it would add fantasy. And then you say to yourself: but is she foldingo or what? No not at all. I just need attention. GEN ZZZZZZ.
Then, I often do that. With my friend Raphaëlle, we pretend it's our birthday to get free stuff. It works so well that I tried it with my therapist for a free session. She answered me: “Mhh mhh… and your friend Raphaëlle, she’s in the room with us, is that it now? »
This week alone makes me 24 three times. Three times! That makes me the same age as you, my Daniel.
And it reminded me of a sentence from a teacher, who said: “To be happy, pretend it’s your birthday every day. » So, I propose that today is the birthday of everyone around this table!
Happy birthday, Daniel! Daniel Morin, who was born a year after the invention of the miniskirt. So there's no coincidence.
Happy birthday, Oldelaf. I won't make a joke about your age, because I don't know it. But hey, there’s “OLD” in your name, and second clue: my parents are fans of yours.
Happy birthday, Zep. When I was 9, my real birthday present was The Sexual Will Guide. It's thanks to you that I learned everything about jerking off. From the bottom of my heart: thank you, Zep.
Happy birthday, Lisa. And you'll be delighted to know that it was Lisa who taught me everything… about tit fucking. Okay! It takes a little grace!
Happy birthday, Tristan Lopin. Tristan Lopin, it rhymes with friend, naughty, joker… Sorry, I didn't know you would be there. That'll teach me not to read roadmaps.
Happy birthday, Nagui! So, it really was your birthday recently. Birthday for which I did not participate in the prize pool, but I made a drawing. There, it's me holding mom's hand, that's you, Nagui. And there, the sad man with his Jack Daniel's at the counter is my dad.
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