1. “We don’t take the card for less than 10 euros”
2. “We don’t take the card, it’s cashless at this festival”
3. “The terrace closes at 11 p.m., by order of the town hall. »
4. « OThey don’t take reservations, but you can queue up for 1.5 hours.
5. “Smash burgers are overrated, I prefer brasserie burgers or do you know Fives Guys? »
6. “You like tuning, don’t you?”
7. “You are all inbred in Lille”
8. “I don’t know how you manage to live in such a big city.e »
9. “There’s never summer here anyway”
10. “You’re all alcoholics in Lille, right?”
11. “I went to Lille not long ago, I discovered a great restaurant, do you know La Bellezza? »
12. “Lille is not what it used to be! »
13. “There’s never sunshine in Lille, is there? »
14. “Major Ilévia strike planned for next week”
15. “We’re out of oat milk.”
16. “I don’t like beer”
17. “A place for the next session? €12.50 please”
18. ” Welcome to the Ch’tis “
19. “Zemmour”
20. “Ah no, sorry, it’s not in my direction” (the taxi driver)
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21. “Transport ticket control!” »
22. “Next metro in 8 min »
23. “The driver canceled the trip” x2, x3, x4…
24. “Traffic is stopped indefinitely due to passenger discomfort”
25. “The Ch’ti accent is really not great”
26. « Cha va tisote ? »
27. “I have a great concept for a revolutionary start-up”
28. “No but wait, I’m telling you, Wimereux is really my favorite place to recharge my batteries.”
29. “In Lille you didn’t understand anything, unlike in Berlin”
30. « JI move to Wasquehal, it’s cheaper but you can come and do raclettes”
31. « Y’has a great event this evening but it’s in Lille Sud »
32. “No we don’t have an ashtray »
33. “We are stopping for a few moments for regulation, thank you for your understanding”
34. “Open bar ends in 15 minutes”
35. “You don’t know a good restaurant on rue de Gand”
36. “Hello, do you have 5 minutes? »
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37. “Excuse me, we are not allowed to smoke here”
38. “You smoke a little too much, don’t you?” »
39. “You drink a little too much, don’t you?” »
40. “Frankly, line 2 is okay, it’s not that horrible.”
41. “Ah, I live in Lille too, well in Tourcoing but it’is byeil »
42. “Delivery expected in 45 minutes” when it’s half past twelve and your stomach is crying out for food
43. “And you, why don’t you buy an apartment?”
44. “Yes, it’s a natural wine, why?”
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45. “I’m so addicted to baths, I don’t know how you manage to live with a shower”
46. “But it’s become a mini Paris, hasn’t it?”
47. “What is the Baron?”
48. “My bike got stolen AGAIN”
49. ” Actually The Tuches , it’s you, isn’t it? »
50. “The Citadel is truly the green lungs of this beautiful green city »
