While the government of Elisabeth Borne is going through the worst crisis of its existence with the protests against the pension reform, the various ministers are accumulating controversies. After Marlène Schiappa on the cover of Playboy, the Minister of the Economy Bruno Le Maire has just published his latest novel, American Runaway. A novel that contains very explicit sex scenes, and whose writing caused a lot of reaction on Twitter. Very quickly, many Internet users reacted and shared a very precise extract from the novel, making Bruno Le Maire the laughing stock of the social network.
#1
Writing about sexuality is beyond the reach of the first asshole. #BrunoLemaire #Stade de France #100daysofZbeul #IntervillesDuZbeul #64ansIsNO
Bruno Lemaire, incidentally Minister of the Economy.
American Fugue, Ed. Gallimard. pic.twitter.com/ySoZLw5GFPhttps://twitter.com/bernathoustra/status/1652181453394903040?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
#2
Hello everyone ! ud83dudc4b
“She had her back to me; she threw herself on the bed; she showed me the brown bulge of her anus: are you coming? I’m dilated like never before.”
Signed: Bruno Le Maire.
Yes yes, the Minister of Economy ud83dude02
With macronie, it always ends up in the ass! u2935ufe0f https://t.co/LCEL3PL9P6 pic.twitter.com/VRAgodOEuyhttps://twitter.com/LaureGonlezamar/status/1652216501343068160?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
#3
I was also thinking that we weren’t talking enough about the fact that Bruno Le Maire is releasing a novel in the midst of a political crisis, when suddenly this page that thinks it’s Bukowski in the middle of redneck porn unpacking pic.twitter.com/65inkG5AgC
https://twitter.com/LCassinat/status/1652235796055838721?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
#4
Disappointed by Bruno Le Maire’s latest novel, the Fitch agency lowers France’s rating.
https://twitter.com/ajfmorvan/status/1652221988641939456?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
#5
I saw the pornographic page of Bruno Le Maire’s latest novel. I read it. You can still quit Twitter, shut down the internet, and burn your box before it happens to you.
https://twitter.com/MathieuTriclot/status/1652207366102736897?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
#6
“Are you coming Oskar? I’m dilated like never before! »
Excerpt from Bruno Le Maire’s book… In fact, when he was talking about bringing the Russian economy to its knees, he was surely coming out of a writing session and thinking of something else ud83dude0f
u27a1ufe0f Telegram: https://t.co/20KEe7N4Jr pic.twitter.com/gUdffEqRJd
https://twitter.com/KimJongUnique/status/1652238330560495617?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
#7
u26a1 ud83dudd34 SCOOP special weekend edition
Bruno Le Maire comes to compete with Marlène Schiappa’s unbeatable “Lie sex and hot suburbs” in the category of erotic literature against fire for insurrectionary reform pic.twitter.com/R1luJ7kouY
https://twitter.com/z8po/status/1652220560955301888?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
#8
Inflation be like:
“I’m dilated like never before, what are you going to do to me? »
Bruno the Mayor: “nothing at all lol”. pic.twitter.com/YomRcFSlme
https://twitter.com/pierre_jacquel2/status/1652237076442521601?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
#9
As Fillon said “Who imagines General De Gaulle…”?
Obviously the syndrome #Schiappa contaminated a good part of the executive but it is #LFI who “lowers the function”? ud83dude33
I hope that Benjamin Griveaux will not read this book! ud83dude44ud83dude42#Macronie #BrunoLeMaire https://t.co/dUKSmdzoI7https://twitter.com/lcensur/status/1652194321523769344?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
#10
The packet of pasta is 2 euros 30 but Bruno Le Maire has time to write about “the brown bulge of his anus.”
https://twitter.com/Viviane_DPR/status/1652223660483067905?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
#11
“I’m dilated like never before.”
Excerpt from Bruno Le Maire’s book.
Obviously, it wasn’t the Russian economy that was on its knees. pic.twitter.com/H4RoWVxiya
https://twitter.com/Trolldorak/status/1652232061636210693?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
#12
The French: *die at work*
Bruno Le Maire: “Are you coming, Oskar? I’m dilated like never before pic.twitter.com/orIwIo2GDKhttps://twitter.com/iLDFK/status/1652220085019238400?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
#13
Instead of shaking his pencil on paper to tell us about dilated anus and spreading his sexual obsessions, @BrunoLeMaire would have done better to deal with the explosion of debt and inflation-indexed bonds issued by his services.#Fitch #France #The mayor pic.twitter.com/9XOGF00hKZ
https://twitter.com/ManuFrab29/status/1652216180457844737?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
#14
I’m barely emerging, and the first thing I see is the excerpt from Bruno Le Maire’s book and his “I’m dilated like never before” pic.twitter.com/88hdeH9mWT
https://twitter.com/bricozouz/status/1652235014833094659?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
#15
I imagine Bruno Le Maire in his office scuttling public service budgets writing “Oskar I’m dilated like never before” https://t.co/HSbp79vokv
https://twitter.com/VolpeMaitre/status/1652232163855683584?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
#16
The duel between Bruno Le Maire and Marlène Schiappa to become the best pseudo-erotic minister-writer is launched.
Oskar versus Amaury.https://twitter.com/Jonarrive/status/1652237329413599232?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
#17
It’s still crazy to think that during the whole pension reform crisis, Bruno Le Maire, Minister of the Economy, didn’t give a fuck so much that he wrote a sex novel to compete with Marlene Schiappa. https://t.co/nzzFzKU1zK
https://twitter.com/BenBrrd/status/1652228005962326016?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
#18
It is clear that in a duel at the bottom of the abyss, Marlène Schiappa writes the sex scenes better than Bruno Le Maire. (reminder that it’s not mandatory to put ass in your stories, usually it’s useless, and usually you don’t know how to do it).
https://twitter.com/Asoliloutre/status/1652229688280875008?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
#19
I take back everything I said about Bruno le Maire’s book: it’s not bad at allud83dudc4d pic.twitter.com/HEWKlhgpi0
https://twitter.com/JohnnyBaudelai2/status/1651675905276669953?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
#20
bruno the mayor the country is on fire and blood, everyone hates him and makes fun of him and he releases a book pr ns talk about his affection for sodomy I’m at the end of the rolls
https://twitter.com/Serotohnine/status/1652225219774275584?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
