We know that music softens morals. What we don’t know is that it can harden the rest. And that’s beautiful. The Reboot Online agency studied and dissected the 750 songs deemed “hot” to draw up a list of the 10 songs that would stimulate the libido the most. We obviously find Rihanna, USHER and even Flo Rida, and it is none other than the new princess of pop, Chappell Roan, who takes first place.
“Music can bring out the emotional and physical ingredients of arousal”explains to the media Gay Times specialist Sylvia Smith, expert in romantic relationships. “Musical genres, especially those that are very slow and rely heavily on bass lines, influence breathing stops and heart rate to simulate what naturally occurs in the human body during sexual arousal .”
Well, the agency in question is a communications company, and the arguments of the “study” are quite approximate: it is in fact based, as the media tells us, Metroon technical data, such as the effect of tempo (BPM), the average pitch and the intensity of the song (in terms of volume), but also subjective, such as the emotion conveyed by the lyrics, to achieve with a final score out of 100. But hey, we like this ranking (with the exception of that nasty Sasha Lopez on whom no one would want to fornicate), so it’s science.
So you have the 10 new bangers to add to your spicy playlists. Come out covered!
