Richard? It’s your accountant, you have to write me two checks for your income at Source, one federal and one provincial!
Richard, did you see? We received the account for municipal taxes!
Richard, don’t forget your installments!
It’s time to pay for your registration!
Richard? You have a tax balance to pay!
PAY, PAY, PAY
Richard, call me, we need to talk about your contributions to your RRSPs, don’t forget, you are a freelancer, you have no pension fund, your RRSPs are your retirement!
Richard, I just did your taxes for your quarter. You have to write me two checks for…
“Mr. Martineau, here is the amount of school taxes that you must pay no later than…”
Richard, it’s the 28th, we can’t forget the mortgage!
I went to get the mail. I put the Hydro account on the table, at the entrance…
Sophie, when do you have to pay for gas again?
Isn’t today the day we pay condo fees?
Have you paid your annual contribution to the UDA?
The provincial says you have to pay interest on arrears…
Richard, you still don’t have a family doctor? If I were you, I wouldn’t be stupid and I would make an appointment at a private clinic straight away. I know one, it’s $450 for a first meeting…
A urine test? Forget the public, they will misplace your file and it will take a long time to get your results, go to the Biron laboratory, instead…
Have you paid your bank charges?
Dad, can you help me with the groceries? Everything has increased, I can’t get there anymore!
Richard, you have to write me a check for your GST and QST!
Have you paid off your credit card balance?
The guy who fixed the balcony called to say it’s going to cost more than they expected…
MONEY WELL MANAGED!
“The renovation of the stadium will not cost 870 million, as announced, but more than a billion.”
“The Blue Basket: 16 million thrown into the fire.”
“The SAAQclic launch fiasco cost 41 million.”
“Millions lost in a computer boondoggle.”
“200 million lost by the Caisse de dépôt.”
“The millions invested by the government in artificial intelligence were wasted.”
“The Fund loses 125 million in Celsius.”
“The government spent $7 million on two Kings games.”
“Quebec loses $600 million because of risky financial interventions.”
“Grand Prix: losses of 22 million.”
“Double bonus for City of Montreal executives.”
“Big salary increase for the new boss of the SAQ.”
“More than 9.5 million in bonuses at the SAQ.”
“The rain of bonuses continues at the SAQ and Loto-Québec.”
“The former CEO of Investissement Québec will be paid until 2026, even if he left his position in January 2024.”
“Premiums are exploding at Investissement Québec.”
“After granting big bonuses to bosses, the Caisse de dépôt fires employees.”
THE EMPTY CHECKBOOK
Hey Richard, are you stopping by the bank today?
If so, order checks, we don’t have any left…
