Albert, Charlène & Jacques de Monaco clone themselves, Charlotte Casiraghi & Nicolas Mathieu stutter-love; Kim Kardashian gets a Taylor-booch, Kourtney tastes the chitouze; Rihanna does the loaf puller; David Beckham explodes Victoria’s CO2 for his 50th birthday

Albert, Charlène & Jacques de Monaco clone themselves, Charlotte Casiraghi & Nicolas Mathieu stutter-love; Kim Kardashian gets a Taylor-booch, Kourtney tastes the chitouze; Rihanna does the loaf puller; David Beckham explodes Victoria’s CO2 for his 50th birthday
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Taylor Swift has stubborn resentment and (re)pays Kim Kardashian in his new album. Hot out of the oven, a few hours ago, additional tracks were added to the initial opus, including one, entitled “thanK you aIMee”, the case being respected. Yes, the big letters spell KIM! Well, for the rest, the revenge is quite subtle… The song is about a girl whose nickname is Aimee, who allegedly did a lot of harm to the singer when she was at school and who said a lot of ” Fuck you” in the chorus. Fans are convinced that it is Kanye West’s ex who is being targeted, since an interminable quarrel that began in 2009 pitted the two women against a backdrop of “I’m told” and “I’m doing it.” “.

No, the Grimaldis did not referee the final of the Monte-Carlo tennis tournament. But they would have liked to believe their outfits for the occasion, just before the match: Charlène, Albert and Jacques wore the same outfit every day: the blue blaser and the light pants of the clay court officials, all ready to give some “40-30”, “resumption” and “other “a little silence please, the game resumes”. 3 hours of official ceremony to die of boredom for the poor inheritor of the rock whose twin was not even there to make good jokes behind her back. Gabriella was mysteriously exempt. A rough new haircut?

Victoria Beckham turned 50. And on the big day, the lucky lady escaped by jet to Saint Paul de Vence for a family dinner. After a good dinner of midday vegetables and fish – you have to balance the carbon footprint of the evening, everyone returned to London, before partying this weekend with around forty friends.

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And then in the realm of chic, the Kardashians are definitely blind: Kourtney also celebrated her birthday : she turned 45 and her husband chose to broadcast a small slideshow for the occasion, “adorable and candid” for the English press. We see the lady on a boat with her husband, in bed with her newborn, in her jet in striped pajamas and… in the toilet. So. Nothing is suggested, no doubt possible. The little affair (or the big one, we don’t know – God save us from the odorama media) seems to be over and we are at the final stage before putting our pants back on. We don’t want to know who took the photo and if there was a make-up assistant and/or a lighting assistant but like her compatriot, Tori Spelling last week, we’re in trouble, in group scat. We didn’t ask for that much and we always get too much.

Get out of there! Meghan Markel wants to appear alone alongside Harry on the picture. The well-orchestrated little smooch is on the front page of the Gala: the Duchess of Sussex presents a polo prize to her prince husband, and here they are kissing, their bodies and tongues at a more than suitable distance. So even if it’s far from being the fiery galosh of the century, some of my colleagues want to see it as proof that the relationship crisis is over. And then there are the others who prefer gossip against all odds (the grinches thank them for it) and who don’t forget to tell the story behind the scenes: while another young woman climbed onto the platform, the daughter-in-law of the King of England did not hesitate to order her to change places to leave only her in direct contact with Harry.

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Charlotte Casiraghi shines like a teenager discovering love: the princess is once again photographed with the new man in her life, Nicolas Mathieu. And the situation repeats itself: a café terrace, a passionate discussion, smiles, probably butterflies in the stomach and… a suitcase. The lovebirds are paparazzed once again with luggage in hand: a large bag, carried on the shoulder for him, cabin luggage for her, which she pulls on the wheels. Perhaps they make the same trip every week to go from , the writer’s place of residence, to Monaco, via Paris to pick up the children? Mhh, still, it’s strange my dear Watson.

Rihanna would like to put her breasts “back where they were before” »both pregnancies that is“pointing towards my shoulders” Problem? The star will have to overcome her fear of the scalpel and she may have already partially solved her problem since she will opt for a surgical procedure: she “does not want implants, just a facelift”. And she assures her, she will not wait 10 years to make an appointment with the surgeon.

“Dancing with the Stars” faked? This is what one of the dancers, Anthony Colette, partner this season of singer Natasha Saint Pierre, implies. For him, the chips are already made and his duo will not win the 2024 edition. Closer takes a quick look at this “season of shame”: between the over-ratings of Inès Reg and the exit of Balck M – well how practical it is, two weeks before a concert, it must be said, doubts are allowed.

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Here’s a look at the Kretz family, also accused of rigging. Cathode real estate agents would mess up a lot of their footage to spice up their show. For a producer, the boys are even very good actors and follow one another in directly written scenes. False sellers or buyers, the entourage would also have been involved several times, everything is good to embellish reality, where sometimes, when the cameras turn off “the price is divided by three, and the sale does not even take place . »

Johnny Depp is getting back on track. After months of smelly clothes, yellowed teeth, a soft newsboy cap and ink-stained fingers, the American actor is getting a makeover. He appeared to his advantage on his last red carpet: a suit, freshly cut hair, a beautiful gray coat. And all to honor Maïwenn! Finally, for his film, since Vanessa Paradis’ ex attended the premiere of Madame Dubarry in London. Coccodoudoldoo!

Anthony Delon and Paul Belmondo believe in ghosts. The nepo babies made in are on the front page of Paris Match and their interview is not so bad after all. One might have thought it was just a lucrative merger for the duck, but Heckel and Jeckel seem to share more than just two movie stars like dad. They almost died in the same helicopter, they spent vacations together, called each other during the F1 grand prix to comment on the race… And they also share the same conviction as Nathalie Marquay-Pernaut: the dead speak to them. To take the ashes of Jean-Paul Belmondo, it is impossible to take a taxi to leave the city. We had to take the metro with the urn in a backpack and go through the Bir Hakeim Bridge, the location of a legendary waterfall in “Peur sur la Ville”, as if the actor wanted to pass there one last time. And when Anthony’s mother left, his oven turned on. It’s less symbolic, but the two boys believe it, they were signs.

And finally before having my pebroc repaired: welcome Grandma Rania! The sublime Queen of Jordan will become a grandmother at 52, her son, just married, is expecting a baby this summer. Brigitte Macron will be the subject of a series: a fiction on the romantic destiny of the President’s wife, currently being written in her agreement. The first film by Nicola Peltz, daughter-in-law of the Beckhams, is a blast. Gad Elmaleh has been sober since August 2021: the comedian also says he got rid of his megalomania.

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