“The long-awaited moment of his snake performance”
In a parodic English accent, the leader of the Grand Cactus gang starts like this. “I solemnly swear that I will execute every Puerto Rican… (before correcting himself, Ed.) my mandate! That I will execute my mandate to the best of my ability.” And to continue after being praised for his accent. “I solemnly swear that I will remove all transgender people… (before, again, correcting myself) That I will remove all articles of law relating to gender. From the United States to the borders of Indochina… It’s a joke for the Big Cactus (laughing)!” Which refers to the controversy over the start of the 2024 school year and the sketch deemed homophobic on Indochina.
“Donald Trump loves Belgium for its position on abortion. He even had a poster of King Baudouin in his room”
Further on, he will also evoke the “lamppost” that Mélania Trump was with her outfit. Village People, who sang at his inauguration, who are “gay” and whose “a Texan fan has just shot down the Indian.” Without forgetting a small tackle on Georges-Louis Bouchez. Who was not invited to the event.
-But also to the “new world” that Trump would like to reach: “stop the war in Ukraine, free the hostages in Gaza and maybe even find mutual insurance for Prince Laurent”. And to specify, still in a joke, that Donald Trump likes Belgium for its position on abortion. “He even had a poster of King Baudouin in his room and he declared that he intended to go to Brussels to meet Joëlle Milquet, the president of the RTBF board of directors.” And to conclude: “He dreams, it seems, of a meeting between Donald and Milquet.
His Cactus can be (re)watched or listened to again on Auvio.
