“Pedestrian tolls, pocket money tax… These taxes we haven’t tried yet”

“Pedestrian tolls, pocket money tax… These taxes we haven’t tried yet”
“Pedestrian tolls, pocket money tax… These taxes we haven’t tried yet”

CHRONICLE – Every week, for The Figaroour columnist takes an ironic look at the news. Today, he is imagining a list of new tax measures designed by the NFP to fill the public deficit.

The government is preparing a major deficit reduction plan. The effort will be shared: there will be tax increases, but also eliminations of tax cuts and, of course, a slowdown in the speed of acceleration of public spending. An ambitious plan, but less than the one that the NFP suggested to Michel Barnier. We reveal, exclusively, the outlines.

1. A VAT on VAT will be generalized. VAT on VAT on VAT, it will only apply to certain products (membership in scouts, donations to the Church, registration fees at Stanislas high school, meat, moccasins, French flags ). VAT on VAT on VAT on VAT will be reserved for private Latin lessons. Out of consideration for the LFI electorate, rolling tobacco will be entirely exempt from VAT.

2. The Eiffel Tower, the Opera, the Hôtel des Invalides and Notre-Dame Cathedral, which in any case no longer serve any purpose now that the Olympics are over, will be sold…

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