Fabien Clairefond
CHRONICLE – Every week, for Le Figaro, our columnist takes an ironic look at the news. Today, he is imagining a day of mobilization on rue Saint-Guillaume.
Friday 26 April, 10 hours of the morning. Palestinian flag in the left hand, matcha latte coffee (oat milk) with agave syrup in the right hand and keffiyeh on the face, a horde of students flocks to rue Saint-Guillaume, under the astonished and severe looks of the inhabitants from 6e Parisian district. The presence of a caliphate between rue du Bac and Sèvres-Babylone could cause the price of real estate in the neighborhood to fall, they worry.
11 hours. A demonstrator delivers to the crowd the results of the latest opinion survey carried out in the Middle East: the majority of Israelis are Zionists! The indignation is total. “ From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free “, chants the procession, calling for the disappearance of Israel. Suddenly, a beginning of Marseillaise sounds: the culprit is immediately excluded. Violent and nationalist songs have no place here, they explain to him.
12 hours. Journalists interact with demonstrators. Islamo-leftism…
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