Leila : And no, Nagui, Alexandre is no longer there. He went to lunch with Cyril Hanouna. But I have a guest who will interest you because we are going to talk about football and love. We welcome Maître Fourbass, lawyer for Argentine player Enzo Fernandez, who is at the heart of a controversy on social networks. Indeed, he is accused of having left his wife and children once he won the World Cup and signed for Chelsea. Obviously, to take advantage of her notoriety among other women…
Alex : Objection! You can't summarize the situation like that.
In doubt for the defendant : doubt benefits the accused.
You're charging my client when the first time I saw his wife, I wondered if he was really a professional football player. Quite. You forgot to mention that his wife gained 30 kg during her second birth. 30 kg for a baby weighing 2.8 kg at birth. You have to explain to me the reason for the remaining 27.2 kg. Or maybe she still hasn't kicked out the e-bike that came with it.
Leila : But anyway, you are awful, Master!
Alex : Ms. Kaddour Boudadi, I would ask you not to insult me and above all to put yourself in the victim's place, if you can. Given the size of your… ego.
Yes, Mr. Fernandez is the victim, because Mr. Fernandez is fighting to become a professional, he is running on the field while Madame is stuffing herself on the couch, waiting to bring her gestation to term. But that's not all. Apparently since the birth of the child cyclist, Madame's face has been marked with dark circles! So much so that during their last trip to Florida with the Argentine team, the American authorities placed Madame in a pool in Orlando, thinking she was an orca. Take the time to open his passport, it looks like the poster of Save Willy.
Leila : Do you realize your allegations, Master? While the gentleman was running around the field, as you say, Mrs. Fernandez was working in an empanada restaurant.
Alex : And you want to make us cry? It turns out that I had the chance to taste these famous little slippers made of puff pastry, sometimes made of bread dough, stuffed with meat, fish, eggs, potatoes or other ingredients, according to customs. of each region. They were just disgusting. Any judge who bites into it adds 4 years to the nugget… I did not leave the deed unpunished : A criminal act must not go unpunished, Madame Boudadi.
But if you don't mind, let's avoid your misogynistic speeches and get out of the kitchen for a bit. Mr Fernandez was transferred for almost 150 million euros last year. 150 million euros, Ms. Boudadi, do you know what that is? NO. Mr. Morin? No. How are you doing, Nagui?
When you cost 150 million, excuse me, but I think you can raise your standards a little. When the dream is accessible, do we burden ourselves with the junk of the past? Hmm?? Example: You become a multimillionaire, do you continue to drive a Ford Fiesta? I don't think so, no… And I would even say that IN THE END, my client still had the elegance to use his old cart to go to a new dealership…
Leila : But what an asshole…
Alex : Let's stop being misanders, Madame Boudadi, and I grant you, let's call a woman a woman. Besides, since his transfer, my client has been harassed by beings of your species: women, nay, extraordinary nymphs, muses, ANGELS. And angels of 50 kilos, maximum, right? I had the chance to share an elevator with some of them, there were 48 of us on board: 46 girls, my penis and me.
And then Mr. Fernandez, he is world champion. And according to the marriage code, article 412 paragraph 4… any person who has won the same competition as Zidane or Messi has the right to go shopping POST NUPTIAS. In “butter”, there is the word “goal”! Isn't that precisely what we expect from a footballer? So how can I blame my client… And I would point out to you in passing that Mr. Fernandez has three yellow stars on his jersey. Attacking him is an anti-Semitic act in the cube, Madame Boudadi!!!
And then, excuse my client. But Mr. Fernandez. Already. Isn't there something ringing in your ear? Fer-nan-dez. My client comes from a family to whom nothing was promised, except the ground floor. This trial is that, and I weigh my words… of anti-Hispanism.
Leila : But you're talking nonsense, his wife is called Madame Cervantes and was also born in Argentina.
Alex : Yes, but she’s big. And between the fat people and the Latinos, well it's like chi-fou-mi. The stone breaks the chisel. The scissor cuts the sheet. And the obese guy eats the tacos.
Leila : Master, this is simply shameful. This is defamation. I'm on his Instagram. She has a model size. It's not round at all.
Alex : She was… or she will be! And the balloons, Mr. Fernandez, he already has some at work… Don't play with words, you pretend not to understand me, but I will take note of it and next time I will come with my Berber interpreter. Happy Cousksi Bel Houte. Yes, Madame Boudadi, I too grew up in Seine-Saint-Denis.
Leila : Don't try to smoke us out, Master. You are completely off the mark! And whether Madame Cervantes is fat or thin is not an argument, everyone has the right to be as they want.
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