We are so happy that the Canadian government announced a GST holiday that we flocked to the stores to offer the Canadiens players well-deserved gifts. We didn't spare any expense. We hope they will be able to put it to good use. Especially in the second portion of the season.
Lane Hutson
A box of Mario Bros magic mushrooms
Consume one just before each numerical superiority. In his case, a bigger size would equal a more powerful throw.
Brendan Gallagher
A bottle of glucosamine
Last year's Antiphlogistine suggestion seems to have worked wonderfully. The 32-year-old veteran has regained some vigor this fall. Well-oiled joints would make it even more effective.
Patrik Laine
And suit gray jogging pants
Just for a change and to stand out. With his clothes, each more colorful than the last, the Finn attracts attention. He is the Canadian's most flamboyant fashion card since PK Subban.
Kirby Dach
Tickets for a conference by Alain Samson
The speaker is said to be “the ultimate proof that even introverts can perform on stage.” The shy Dach should try it. Maybe it could also work for the ice rink.
Juraj Slafkovsky
A metronome
There is nothing more constant. And this in both directions. Relentlessly, it goes forward, it goes back.
Cole Caufield
A new office
Since Patrik Laine returned to the game, Caufield has had to share the time he spends in the right faceoff circle during power plays. He is no longer the only one to occupy this office.
Mike Pezzetta
Binoculars
At the Bell Centre, they would not be necessary. But there are amphitheaters in the NHL where the walkway is really far from the playing surface.
Jake Evans
A new contract
It's the equivalent of receiving money in a greeting card. But no one would cough up a check for $2 million.
Emil Heineman
Heated insoles
With just over 10 minutes of playing time per game, Heineman often has to freeze his feet on the bench. Nevertheless, he has six goals on the clock.
Josh Anderson
A hunting rangefinder
Rarely have we seen a player escape so often without being able to score. With this precision tool, Anderson could calculate the distance separating him from the goalkeeper and the latter's movement speed.
Joel Armia
The Chess Words game
Every once in a while, it looks like he's smiling.
David Savard
A plane ticket to the promised land
Since joining the Canadiens in the summer of 2021, he has given a lot of his time to rebuilding the team. He deserves to be rewarded with a little end-of-season trip to a city conducive to the Stanley Cup.
Arber Xhekaj
A thermostat
Nothing better to regulate the temperature. The defender has improved a lot on this side, but he had developed the bad habit of poorly managing his hot temper. It's still better not to take any risks.
Alexandre Carrier
Nothing
He dreamed of playing for the Canadian. He was granted. He received his gift before the others.
Alex Newhook
Scratchers
He can try to make a money pass while waiting to make a pass on the ice.
Jayden Struble
Registration for the Mr. Universe competition
During the Combine in 2019, Marc Bergevin called him a “Greek god” because of his athletic qualities. The eye of the CEO at the time did not deceive him. The American is definitely the cutest guy in this locker room.
Samuel Montembeault
Two Ex Lax candy bars
To give to Adin Hill and Jordan Binnington as a welcome gift upon their arrival in Montreal. This would be the safest way to see action at the 4 Nations Showdown.
Cayden Primeau
An ensemble of LEGO blocks
Failing to do so with victories will give him something to pile up.
Christian Dvorak
A Meta Quest headset
To allow him to visualize himself when he was scoring points with the London Knights alongside Mitch Marner 10 years ago.
Kaiden Guhle
A twin brother
He could block shots for him so he doesn't retire in two years.
Nick Suzuki
A can of Jig-A-Loo
Two or three punches would allow him to loosen up when he speaks to the media. In addition, it protects against rust.
Mike Matheson
Des piles Energizer
If he wants to be able to follow Lane Hutson for a long time, it's going to take a lot. Especially if Matheson continues to play 24 and a half minutes per game.
Martin St-Louis
A case of Red Bull
With all the corrective video footage he has to do, it'll get him through his sleepless nights. Plus, it gives you wings.
Kent Hughes et Jeff Gorton
A 1000 piece puzzle
It's probably easier to assemble than a Stanley Cup contender roster.
