In this sad world, there are very few songs that could be considered perfect.
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Where no note or word is misplaced.
As Tupelo Honey the Van Morrison, Angel by Aretha Franklin or Get Low de Lil Jon & the East Side Boyz.
Unfortunately for us, the least charismatic man on Earth, Mark Zuckerberg, decided to get into Music and for his first foray, he decided to cover one of these classics: Get Low.
Zuckerberg, assisted by T-Pain, delivered a smooth and melodic version of the song, which is about dancing to the point of oozing scrotums.
In addition to having removed all the essence of the classic dirty southZuck also forces us to imagine him in the middle of a lascivious dance with young ladies.
In an Instagram post, he specifies that Get Low is his song as a couple with his wife.
It’s a very 2008 experience, an acoustic version of a rap song with vulgar lyrics. To quote the young people, it’s very cringe.
We will never forgive T-Pain for participating in this crime against our ears.
As if Zuckerberg hadn’t already done enough damage to the world…
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