Romain, hello, you received a fan letter.
I love seeing super-famous people in the France Inter studio because every time I say to myself: “What am I going to be able to scrape and, above all, how?” »
France has the right to the truth, Romain. You followed me on Instagram a few months ago. At that moment, I made my special: a little message of which I have the secret:
“Hello Romain, I love what you do and blah blah blah”, copied and pasted from the message sent to Gilles Lellouche the day before.
You answered me very kindly and then, for a few moments, My heart stopped beating.
In an eighth message, I invite you to my show.
It was a Thursday, February 29 — serial killer precision, I know. Of course not, it was 6 p.m.
A message which, unfortunately, will never be answered.
A message that hasn't even been read.
Who do you think you are, Romain Duris?
For this man capable of making me believe that I matter, only to not give any news?
Because of you, I had to tell my best friend. I force-feed him this, and he replies:
“Mr. Santini, I hear, but does erotomania mean anything to you? »
It annoys me to speak like that, in “steady” French, zarma. Every time, I understand R.
You fascinate me, Romain Duris.
You and other actors too like Grégoire Colin, Clément Sibony, Stanislas Merhar.
They each have a power, a crazy charisma, a bestial side. Duris, Colin, Sibony, Merhar, it's The Animal Kingdombut they didn't play in it, LOSERSSSSS.
The term is strong, but to the detector of “Did they also film with Ridley Scott? “, oh my, the detector doesn't ignite much.
Romain, there is the actor of course, but there is also the person. And I am very sensitive to this aspect.
I find that you are everything that I am not and that I would like to be. This somewhat mysterious being, to whom things come effortlessly, without being willful.
You have a… perverse narcissistic side. Even rereading it, I find the transition a bit abrupt, sorry.
But if I were a woman, I know that I would fall in love with you, that I would suffer, of course, but that's exactly what I would look for in a story WITH you.
You have something that I find incredibly sexy: when you laugh or smile, we no longer see your eyes too much. It's the same with my wife.
I went looking for a quality of you in her. Sometimes I call him Romain; It makes me laugh, her a little less.
Besides, our first date with my wife was at the cinema in front of The Heartbreaker. I don't want to scare you, Romain, but you are never far from us.
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