Jean-Marie Le Penfounder of the National Front, died on January 7, 2025. He was received in front of the gates of Paradise: “Hello Madam, am I at Saint-Pierre? Not the ugly fish, is it: Saint- Peter, the apostle,” the old man laughs. “Are you new here?” Saint-Pierre’s secretary asks him in Jade’s voice. “I have just arrived and this year I was able to escape Epiphany where among the kings there is a black man, isn’t there?” he says to him. “Did you have a date?” asks the secretary, and Le Pen responds, “I actually have an appointment with History but also with some friends of mine who have already arrived and who are waiting for me. There must in particular be a certain Jeanne, n ‘isn’t it?’.
New start, new hairstyle, new diet… At the start of 2025, good resolutions are on the agenda! This is the case for Laurent Ruquier : “In 2025, I decided to no longer say “obviously” every three words when I ask questions to Big Heads but it’s not easy…” “But yes, Laurent, you’re off to a very good start. Keep it up!”, Miss Jade says supportively. “Thank you for your encouragement! And as you see, I’m also going to try to speak less loudly…” exclaims the guest.
In a long interview given to West France, Stéphane Bern reaffirmed its opposition to the installation of contemporary stained glass windows desired by Emmanuel Macron at Notre-Dame. “Indeed I am against it, and I also said it to my friend Brigitte Macron, but apparently her dear and loving husband absolutely wants it,” he explains on RTL. “And would it be that serious?” asks the presenter. “Of course, because if we let the president do it, it will open the door to other abuses of the same kind! After the contemporary stained glass windows, he will replace the prie-dieu with Philippe Stark stools, the gargoyles with inflatable dachshunds by Jeff Koons…”, laments the host.
To listen
NUGGET – Jean-Marie Le Pen arrives in Paradise after his death
00:01:32
Read more
