[SATIRE À VUE] The French tempted by a second-hand Christmas

An investigation of Figaro reports a popular movement towards second-hand gifts.

Offer new or second-hand items? Le Figaro tells us that the question bothers the French. “In the name of the planet, here is this checkered sweater that I am taking off immediately to give it to you free of all irrational consumption. I got it from my sister who bought it from Emmaüs in 94. » Oooh! And everyone marvels at this eco-responsible gesture. Michel Barnier's office, very little used, is also a hit with fans of second-hand presents. Bruno Le Maire's book is thus saved from the pestle, the barely opened box of chocolates delights the family. It will be used again for the following Christmas. Empty, but witness to the donor's commitment.

The environmental impact would be a constantly growing concern. “ 57% of French people pay more attention to it than three years ago », According to a study carried out by the OnePoll firm for Amazon. The sustainability of the present now concerns the New Year's Eve. In front of the fireplace, the contrite expression of this climate-committed cousin is already a gift. “You shouldn’t have! » exclaim the guests. Last year, he offered an IPCC report. After reading it, the children were seized with lasting anxiety. An old uncle hanged himself on the tree. The magic of Christmas woke !

Concerned by the animal cause, Santa Claus swapped his reindeer for a Tesla sleigh. Few charging stations between Lapland and France. Waiting for his arrival also makes for a lasting evening. On the morning of January 10, there it is! Marine Tondelier’s joy is indescribable. The garlands surrounding his green jacket flash. She is the living tree that Europe envies us.

The craze for second-hand gifts, however, appears to be moderate. “ The second-hand share of the global market is between 5% and 10% “, noted Le Figaro. A copy of this daily newspaper dating from the 80s will delight homes. The reader will not discover any climate catastrophism or government crisis. On the evening of December 24, we recommend the second-hand press surrounded by multicolored ribbons. The best way to have a truly merry Christmas!