Like a district number 6 who scratches every ball, the editorial team comes back to tap into your daily inspirations. We get the nectar, the sweat of nerds who type their lines in an armored subway train, and we turn it into solid gold. Like the water cycle.
This time, to the question “Will Kylian Mbappé return to his best level with Real Madrid?” » you voted no to 61 %. Adios Ability 2018bonjour Cui-cuit 2024.
Mbappé at Real: a comeback or a crash?
Let's start with the optimists. Yes, there are some, like this Marseille supporter who is the only one with a heart. To Arms : « So I answered yes because I want to. As for thinking so, I admit that the Liverpool match […] really took a toll on my optimism as far as he was concerned. » Then by a Parisian supporter who remains traumatized by Chelsea 2014, City 2016, Barcelona 2017, United 2019, Bayern 2020, Real 2022, and now anticipates his future misfortunes. Ba Nati/ger‐Hooligan : « I voted yes. Because we are going to have a PSG-REAL in 16es of the Champions League. And so he's going to beat us up. It's written. » It's true that the beauty of PSG is always imagining the worst possible situation and seeing it happen before your eyes. PTSD in all its glory.
For all the rest of your comments, Kylian would have already seen his good days pass and is preparing for the retirement home at only 25 years old (a new record for precocity!). Spikelee92 offers us the theory of the century, of the genre Orange is the New Black25 is the new 35: « Careers from 20 years ago have shifted from 20-35 years to 17-30 years. […] It may once again be that he was at his prime from 17 to 24 years old when others have it from 26 to 30 years old. » Pour Sytchev lalala lalala lalalawe are quickly approaching an end to the La La Land : « He's been in trouble for a long time actually. […] In reality, it's been, come on, two years that he's been freewheeling, pivot gang, EDF and company. He's not a 9, he's not a dribbler (and yet what is he trying), he's blocked by Vinícius on the wing… » Mbappé would simply be for Friday this season « finito but next season why not? »
It's Macron's fault
WilorwForEver, him, brings us back to the real subject: « Since meeting Macron and Brigitte, he has liquefied in terms of football, I think, Kyk's. Like what happened to France through contact with the same cursed couple. » Kylian would thus follow the same trajectory as McFly and Carlito. Magnificent message which ends with a macro-Pogbesque conspiracy: « He would have to stop meeting the Macron Picards for quite some time if he wants the Pogbesque spell to fade. » Everything we love. Spikelee92 resumes: « He still doesn't have his license (a way for his mother to control him and know everything he does), because the license is basically a question of independence, and freedom ».
Perhaps we should prepare ourselves for nostalgia for what could have been. The Mbappé we dream of may already be gone… and all we have left is Aznavour to sing about him, according to the disillusioned prose of Mmm? : « I too one day lost my best level. It was really annoying, and I had to lay my laminate flooring by eye and it wasn't straight. Of course I bought one afterwards. But it wasn't the same anymore. I will always miss this little red Mr Bricolage level deep in my heart, I know it. »
I miss the old Mbappé.
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