A Tim Hortons employee found himself in the sights of comedian Alexandre Bisaillon after serving him “old lettuce crust.”
The big winner of the second season of the television show “The Next Stand-Up”, Alexandre Bisaillon, really didn’t like being served old lettuce!
Indeed, the comedian explained in a video on Instagram that he had been served a very disappointing BLT at Tim Hortons: “There, Tim Hortons, I’m going to say sorry, but tabarnac, for giving us your old lettuce crap, check that out for me!”
The comedian then presents a piece of lettuce to the camera and let’s face it, it looks like it came straight out of the Second World War.
While the designer, author and actor in “Top Dogs: Homicides season 1 and 2” is sorry about the situation, he comes across another piece of old lettuce: “No one checks that. Like, “I don’t think that’s good lettuce, I wouldn’t put that in a $15 BLT.” Kessed that? Another end there, check well, another end! It’s disgusting. I wouldn’t even give that to my hamster and I don’t have one, that gives you an idea.”
The comedian continues his heartfelt cry by adding: “There are three ingredients to check. Bacon, lettuce, tomatoes. BLT! You screwed up 33% of the ingredients. I mean, that’s not osso buco. There’s someone at Tim’s who took some old lettuce and didn’t say to themselves, “Hey, it’s soft, it’s black.” No, he said “That’s okay in there. People will eat that up. They’ll find it excellent, and they won’t complain on the networks.”
While pointing to a bagel he is holding in his hand, Alexandre Bisaillon confides: “With this information, I wonder if those are poppy seeds or little mouse poops. Where are the gang’s standards at?
The comedian ends his video by addressing Tim Hortons: “Stop your contests there, try to get the orders out as quickly as possible, get the orders out in 5 seconds and then we’re at the window, it’s like “Hey, just go park at the other end of the parking lot, we’ll come and give it to you soon, and soon it’s 10 minutes later and he screwed up your order. He goes back inside, there’s a rush and that’s it takes out BLTs with soiled lettuce, take your time, gang.”
Here is the video:
Let’s hope that Alexandre Bisaillon’s message reaches the right destination, because no one wants to eat old lettuce!
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