On the other hand, following this stroke of genius, I do not understand why no one encouraged her to apply to the French Academy. Joëlle, an “Immortal”. At this idea, some may cry “help”, but many others will be delighted. Not happy to get rid of it. But delighted to imagine her in a green outfit, wearing a cocked hat and wearing a cape, a bit like Super Woman. In short, a Super Joëlle. (NB: In the event that a producer – Netflix? – plans to create a series on this theme, I am available to write scripts.)
Five ideas per minute
If the great Jacques were still among us, he would probably have composed a song to celebrate his return. Well, maybe he wouldn’t have invited us to “pray for him” as he did with Mathilde. But he would have put some rhythm into it. It must be said that she has rhythm. When she was Minister of the Interior, she used up as many cabinet members as someone with a cold throws away Kleenex. The poor people did not follow. So they fled. It must be said that she had five ideas a minute and, according to bad tongues, not all good ones. The police were told that at the stand, they would not set off a group shot but a fireworks display.
But why had she disappeared? It seems that he was accused of having hired collaborators for his electoral campaign. Amazing ! While endemic unemployment is rife, she gives work, and that’s what she is criticized for. Where are we going? The magistrates, the press, etc., they all got involved. And Joëlle found herself on a siding. A golden way, all right; but a siding all the same. And time passes; a very long time. So, soon the statute of limitations will arrive and the legal file will also find itself on a dead end. And that will be the end of Joëlle’s troubles.
For opinion, no prescription
Let us admit, however, that this is not fair because she would undoubtedly have liked to find herself in front of a judge to demonstrate her innocence, which she has constantly proclaimed. Instead, the court will have to declare that the “facts” are prescribed. Too bad for her because, for public opinion, there is no prescription: a suspect remains a suspect…
Firm justice shaped with symbols
And its future? According to informed sources, she is expected to chair the RTBF board of directors. Definitely. Between Joëlle the president and Jacqueline the minister: no more laughing, friends. However, I can’t help but think that to confine her to this role is to waste a talent. So, if I could allow myself to address the president of his party, “Les Engagés” (Hey, we’re hiring there too!), I would express a request to him, almost a plea. Dear Maxime, when the Arizona coalition is finally formed (or another), that is to say when Conner stops sulking and George-Louis calms down, Joëlle absolutely must be in the cast of ministers. And without the slightest doubt, she should become Minister of Justice, which best suits her skills and experience. Thanks to it, no more files will be prescribed. It will be able to take useful measures so that delaying acts can no longer be taken. And to magistrates who complain about the lack of resources, she will respond: “We will have to do more with fewer resources…”. To Joëlle, we don’t do it!
Well, you understand, all this is the fruit of my imagination. I’m afraid Netflix won’t contact me and I’ll never be the Spielberg carolo. But isn’t the most important thing to know what will happen to Joëlle? President or minister? Hello, Joëlle…
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