This is an exclusive revelation from NASA: the absolute physical vacuum would in reality be the commune of Creuzier le Vieux
Searched for decades, dark matter, this empty matter, which nevertheless exerts a force, has finally been discovered. NASA physicists established that it was in fact the town of Creuzier le Vieux, in Allier. “There is no mass, no life, no activity, but nevertheless, it is a material, visible force, which was there before our eyes without us realizing it,” explained the author of discovery, Bourbon Hey. According to him, there is no doubt that the commune is a form of universal vacuum, an absolute zero of matter, the missing link in the explanation of the rotation curves of galaxies.
A contested nothingness
If this scientific theory has been unanimously welcomed across the Atlantic, it is not to the taste of the inhabitants, who do not understand why they are part of the absolute void. “I feel very alive. I find this theory ridiculous! », exclaims Raymond Grutontin, 84 years old, and resident of the town. The mayor, Bernard Corre, does not understand this decision. “There is activity in our village. Hey, last year, someone closed a shutter,” he tries to argue. But for the physicist, it is only a question of micro singularities of particle movement. “Nothingness remains nothingness, even if dust passes by at some point,” concludes the scientist.
