« Good evening everyone, we are live from the “Scala du Foot”, from this legendary setting in the city of Milan: San Siro, for a match that smells of Europe between Inter Milan and Red Star of Belgrade » / « Good evening, so this is Inter playing so we say Giuseppe-Meazza I think » (Silence.) / « I think it’s the same thing. »
« Inter this evening will be without Nicolò Barella, injured in the thigh, who will therefore be replaced numerically in Simone Inzaghi’s starting lineup by Davide Frattesi. » / « You know with these Italians, it’s a bit like if Barilla was replaced by Panzani, there will be taste on the plate whatever happens! Hahaha. » (Awkward silence.)
« On the edge of the lawn with us, Bertrand Latour! So Bertrand, tell us, you are at the foot of Inter’s Curva Nord… What is the atmosphere like a few minutes before kick-off? » / « Ah well, I can tell you that the Inter fans don’t just talk with their hands, the atmosphere is simply in-can-descent! »
« Simone Inzaghi… He was also a very good scorer, OM supporters remember, he scored a quadruple! » / « “Born out of play”Sir Alex Ferguson said of him! » / « Um, I think he was talking about Pippo Inzaghi, his brother! There, it’s Simone. » / « Ah yes… You are right… »
« Red Star of Belgrade, Italy… We inevitably think of those famous tears of Bari and that final lost by Olympique de Marseille, in 1991, against Savićević, Mihajlović, Binic… Ah, that doesn’t make us any younger! »
« A word about Red Star Belgrade, this legendary Serbian team which has since become only a shadow of itself. » / « I have to tell you something: I don’t know any players on this team at all. » / « That’s also the magic of the European Cup! »
« Precisely, note on the Belgrade side the presence of a good old acquaintance from Ligue 1: Uroš Spajić! Passed through Téfécé between 2013 and 2017… (Silence.) There you go, throw-in for Federico Dimarco. »
« Marcus Thuraaaaaaaaaam! And there you have it, Inter leads 1-0. There really is a Thuram with the Blues and another with Inter Milan, don’t you think? » / « I can’t explain such a difference in level… Here with Inter, I sometimes have the impression of seeing Lilian again! » / « That’s true, even if for our younger viewers, Lilian played for Juve and was a defender. It seems important to me to clarify this! »
« Eeeeeeeh the double for Lautaro Martinez! It’s now 3-0 for Inter, after not even 30 minutes of play! » / « It’s really a poison, nay, a bull, this Lautaro! » / « Choose the animal you want, in any case, the station wagon is now made for Nerazzurri. »
« Look who is preparing to come into play: Benjamin Pavard! How can we forget his famous volley, this “Second Pavard post” which gave us so much happiness against Argentina in 2018… » / “Maybe he’ll do it again tonight » (Laughs.)
« That’s 5! It wasn’t a volley, but what a helmet shot from Benjamin Pavard on this corner hit by Çalhanoğlu! They are no longer there at all, the Serbs. » / “A goal taken like that, from a corner, leaving Pavard at the far post like that… They need to be a lesson to the Serbian! » (Long silence…) / « Come on, only five minutes left to play, and can’t wait for the ordeal to end… for the Red Star! »
« That’s it, it’s over! 5-0, Inter did not make any details against Red Star who will be AS Monaco’s next opponent in the Champions League…” / “The opportunity for me to kiss my friend Gaël Givet , which has just opened its padel center near Monaco in Roquebr…” / “Yes, yes the message has gotten through, come on, let’s give it back. Thank you all for following us and see you on our channels tomorrow for the clash between Lille and Real Madrid! Good evening ! »
Inter Milan Red Star Belgrade prediction: Analysis, odds and prediction of the Champions League match
