Costco warehouse stores wanted to dissociate themselves from the American rapper from now on persona non grata.
A lawyer representing the man formerly known as Puff Daddy claimed that Sean Combs (the real name of the main interested party) had purchased the baby oil in “bulk” at Costco.
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Let’s remember the facts: Sean “P. Diddy” Combs was arrested a little over a week ago to face sex trafficking and extortion charges.
According to what has since been learned, the rapper organized orgies called “Freak Offs” during which male prostitutes were hired to rape women, while Diddy masturbated.
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At his home, investigators found guns, ammunition, illegal drugs and, most surprisingly, nearly 1,000 bottles of baby oil.
Asked by TMZSean Combs’ attorney, Marc Agnifilo, attempted to explain why his client was in possession of such a large quantity of baby oil.
“I don’t know where the number 1000 comes from. I can’t imagine it’s thousands [de bouteilles d’huile et de lubrifiant pour bébé]and I don’t really know what baby oil has to do with anything. […] It could have been used as lubricant for an orgy.
The lawyer then raised his own questions.
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“I admit that I don’t know why we need a thousand. A bottle of baby oil is enough. I don’t know why it takes a thousand. He has a big house. He buys in bulk. I think they have Costcos in every place he has a house. I mean, have you ever sat in the parking lot of a Costco and seen what people bought when they came out?” said Marc Agnifilo. “I don’t think it was a thousand. Let’s just say it was a lot.”
Made aware of this assertion by P. Diddy’s lawyer, Costco stores reacted quickly.
“None of the company’s U.S. locations sell baby oil,” a company representative told TMZcontradicting Agnifilo’s claims.
The mystery of the thousand bottles of baby oil therefore remains intact until further notice.
