The Internet Has Officially Lost It Over Andrew Garfield’s Slutty Glasses

Andrew Garfield is the talk of every horny person on the internet today.

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The 41-year-old old actor wore some slutty glasses and an open blouse to the Golden Globes, and the man looked very good in both!

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He knew EXACTLY what he what he was doing!!!

This person (who happens to work at BuzzFeed, sorry for exposing you) said they needed a threesome with a literal pair of spectacles (and Andrew).

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This person gave Andrew a 55-minute standing ovation from their bedroom.

This person channeled the Blessed Mother instantaneously becoming pregnant with triplets.

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And, ummmm, it brought this person their knees...

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Because this is quite a MOMENT, here are the funniest tweets about the whole thing:

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And lastly:

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