Broke Whind
Neeraj Goyat beats Whindersson Nunes 59-55, 60-54 and 60-54.
Delete that from Netflix, the internet and your memory.
It can only get better than that – surely?
R6 Goyat vs Nunes
Nunes slings a haymaker uppercut into the rafters.
Goyat spreads his arms out as if it say ‘come on mate, try not to humiliate us both’.
The bell ends a dismal opening and actress Rosy Perez correctly labels it “sloppy”.
Roy Jones Jr makes a laughable claim that we just watched a boxing match and then admits they both slapped their way through the stinker.
R5 Goyat vs Nunes
Whindy Nunes hasn’t landed a punch yet – let alone won a round.
Yet the commentary team talks like we’re watching Gatti vs Ward.
Goyat even swaps stances and turns southpaw for a giggle.
Don’t worry, this farce is almost done. Then another farce starts.
R4 Goyat vs Nunes
Goyat peppers Nunes with head and body punches, just seconds after thrusting his groin into his buttocks.
Welcome to the greatest show in earth.
Goyat looks like prime Floyd Mayweather in there. Nunes slings an uppercut so badly he misses by a mile and stumbles.
Another round down in the history books.
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