[SATIRE À VUE] Immigration, a chance for the jungle!

Liberation et The World praise the results of research highlighting the benefit derived from immigration by certain animal species.

Having failed to detect the slightest trace of benefits from mass human immigration, The World et Liberation turn to chimpanzees. The results of the research highlight the cultural contribution generated by the migrations of more evolved specimens. Suddenly mother monkey finishes her crosswords, learns macramé and in turn goes to peddle her know-how to neighboring countries. Before population movements, the monkey was stupid. Drooling, haggard, unapproachable. “ Those of our non-human cousins ​​who have acquired complex cultures have done so by drawing inspiration from conspecifics from elsewhere who mastered all or part of these social behaviors. », explains the scholar of Monde. By imitating fellow creatures arriving from a distant forest, the animal discovers the technique of using a stick planted in an anthill from which many appetizing insects come up. Later, thanks to another enlightened spirit of the forest, he will move on to breeding, then import-export…

Some arboreal Einsteins

And the two daily newspapers rave about the benefits of migratory phenomena in wild environments. A chance for the jungle! It is demonstrated that genius is born from mixture. The two guardians of the migratory temple are careful not to examine studies approaching the phenomenon from a quantitative angle. Turf wars are ignored. Noticing that a troop of animals driven from its land is setting out to “Reconquest” its lost space would have had the worst effect. A Zemmourian beast, a pro-Bardella baboon and that is the ideology of Monde and of Liberation which collapses.

Hide these observations that we cannot report in our columns. Jealous of its living space, hostile to the arrival of a foreign pack, the animal kingdom is, for the needs of the leftist cause, glimpsed from the angle of the few arboreal Einsteins who brought the chimpanzee friend a supplement of soul. A reality that we cannot dispute. Right here, before the arrival of brains from the South, who could have guessed that the knife could be useful for obtaining a cigarette after leaving a discotheque?

Who about bedbugs?

Within the Care Bears community, the subject not yet trained in the techniques of reality is unaware that there is no one more hostile to the opening of borders than the lion, more guardian of its prerogatives than the wolf, more RN than the marmot. Let's finally talk about gender equality with a gorilla…

All that was missing was for the chimpanzees to speak to explain to the lamb on the left that they were, like all their peers, on the line of a hard right. Rather die than let the foreign male set a paw on their territory, nasty when any newcomer approaches, ready to bite the intruder who sniffs the bowl. The charming poodle is no exception to the rule… And it's another bad move for the two globalist media!

To validate their thesis, the rebellious elected officials expect a lot from a report on bedbugs. In this universe, everything would be harmony and welcoming of others. Finally a reason to subscribe to these precious spreaders of love.