Laurent Gerra’s column from January 9, 2025

This January 9, 2025, Patrick Sabatier was on the RTL microphone for a big announcement: “Hello everyone and hello everyone, I’m coming to see you because it seems that Vincent Lagaf is a hit with the audience with the return of bigdil on RMC Storyit’s nice! So I came to tell you that I am available to resume my show Wanted notice. Would that be nice?” guest, for the first time, I would invite François Bayrou. I found his childhood friends, and it seems that in the playground, everyone called him Dumbo because of his big ears. nice !”.

The presenter Jean-Pierre Foucault also came to involve the RTL team in its new quiz. “Hello Jade and welcome to ‘Who wants to relaunch their show?’. Are you ready? Here we go! Complete the following expression: On TV today, we do something new with… Answer A: something old. Answer B: old people. Answer C: both”… “I would say answer C”, says Miss Jade. “Bravo, that’s the right answer” exclaims Foucault!

A third presenter also came into the studio: Thierry Ardisson. “Do you also want to come back to TV?” Jade asks. “Yeah… Yeah… Yeah… I’m available to take over Everyone is talking about it with my offbeat interviews, my old Bontempi to start the jingles, and Laurent Baba, Laurent Fifi, Laurent Baffie to make embarrassing jokes. Magneto, Serge (…) There is still one thing that I have had to change since the 1990s: today I have a new den-dena new tie-tiea new denture”.

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