In his second column on Friday, November 29, Philippe Caverivière hosted his game of “die not die” on the RTL set with a two-page collection of Cyril Lignac’s best recipes without butter and without sugar, a pair of Jean Castex glasses worth 6.40 euros and Jordan Bardella’s book manuscript.
“Sophie Loren? Not dead. Alsace Lorraine? Not dead. The relocation of RTL to Metz during the SNCF strikes: dead. The Pelicot family Christmas? Also died“, says the comedian. Before continuing: “Kylian Mbappé’s feet? Not dead but they became square. Joe Biden? At the start of the column four minutes ago, he was not dead. The post of Algerian Minister of Culture for Boualem Sansal? Died.”
“André Lajoinie? Dead. Roland Dumas? Dead. Jean-Claude Gaudin? Dead. Jean-Pierre Chevénement? Not dead, but we hesitate each time. Charles Dumont, the composer of No, I don’t regret anything by Edith Piaf? Died. Charles Ducon, composer of Yes I regret everything by Emmanuel Macron, Pierre Palmade and Dominique Pelicot ? Not dead, he doesn’t exist,” he concludes.
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