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Yesterday, I had an extended social interaction with Daniel Morin, nothing sulfurous, no leather, I refused, we just had lunch together. We went to Les Ondes, a brasserie located next to the Maison de la Radio, where we find the elite of the CSP+ from Radio , all those who, for fear of meeting intermittent workers, do not go to the canteen at 7 balls a day. formula. Basically, there are the management people + Daniel and me, me out of snobbery, Daniel because with his pace, after noon, he has the physique of a cart putting away trays, and at the end of the shift, it can hurt him.

So, I reassure you, I was not alone with Daniel, I have a life, we were with a gentleman from Nouvel Obs, a magazine which is celebrating its 60th anniversary, this weekend, at the Théâtre de la Concorde, it’s was a working lunch. In this theater, there will be lots of people from the left, Pascal Canfin, Marine Tondelier, Sandrine Rousseau, Najat Vallaud-Belkacem, Clémentine Autain, and us, I think I’m going to die, I asked to arrive through a tunnel secret directly under the theater stage so as not to come across them, if I catch the woke virus, I risk becoming progressive, there they are digging the tunnel.

I think at one point they looked at their casting and said “we need two reacts, for balance”, Daniel’s name came up immediately. They called him, at his home, which his history buff neighbors nicknamed the Eagle’s Nest, and it was Daniel who proposed my name, although I am not reactionary at all, I am eco-friendly, humanist , vegetarian, for lunch I had tomato linguine while Daniel was devouring half of a guinea fowl, he left a very small bone on the plate, which he gnawed for 45 minutes, even my dog ​​leaves more meat on the carcass than Daniel.

I have a theory, which is that Xavier Dupont de Ligonnès did not disappear, he crossed paths with Daniel, who ate him. All this to tell you that on Sunday at 6 p.m., Nouvel Obs is organizing a round table on humor, and that Daniel and I will be there, even if I don’t know what he will be able to talk about.

And so yesterday, we prepared all this with the man from Nouvel Obs, who actually paid the bill, two specials of the day + all the animals devoured by Daniel, L214 booed him when he left the brasserie , Hugo Clément threw a wolf trap in his face. Which means that we talked about humor and the fact that the Original Soundtrack is a hit, you mentioned it in a very modest way, Nagui, yesterday, but this success is insane, this country praises us, I think that we can carry out a putsch, Leïla president, finally someone with a level, Nagui inside, which is not a practice but a portfolio, Oldelaf in culture, the rest of the team, we improvise, like everyone else does.

Yesterday, leaving the brasserie, while I watched Daniel walk away, draped in a southern flag, waving at the morning team whose faces are displayed on the pediment of the Maison de la Radio, I So I typed “audiences la BO”, no result, that’s when I had the idea of ​​doing the same thing but on my phone, and there an article from the PureMédias site appeared, it is crazy, we are listened to by 1.09 million souls from 11 a.m. to 12:30 p.m., and, I read the article, “the peak audience has also reached new heights with up to 1.33 million listeners between 12 p.m. and 12:15 p.m.”, I have no illusions, I know that we owe this score to Amélie Perrier’s news flash, the most atypical midday news flash in the universe, since it generally begins at noon 2.

And that’s the secret of success, to keep yourself waiting, I suggest launching Dorothée Barba’s Campaign Notebooks at 12:44 p.m., ok there will only be one minute left, but what a minute, we will have waited for this minute , next survey, it will be at 5 million. You just need to find a community activist from who transforms used coffee capsules into wheelbarrows for farmers in poor countries and who manages to synthesize his thoughts in a minute, so it’s playable.

In short, France Inter is very strong, too strong, there are 1.33 million people listening at the moment, all these people would discover Julien Santini if ​​the unfortunate guy ever came by at that time, but. And until now, I lived far from these figures, but now, knowing that there are all these people, it blocks me, I am modest, the only time I went to a naturist beach, I I put on 7 layers of clothes, because I prefer to watch than to do, absolutely if it was Laura Domenge doing a column and me listening, I would prefer. If I were still a committed comedian, I would say to myself “I have a platform to put my ideas across”, but I don’t believe in anything, neither in politics, nor in human beings, nor in the future, nor in the planet, I just believed in the return of Michel Polnareff, then I learned that his new single was called “Sexcetera”, this country is not made for those who don’t like puns, I believe that the only immigration policy that would work for us would be to post a French person at the border of the Schengen area, he would say to the migrants “you know the story of the wardrobe”, and only those who would respond “of course, it’s not convenient” would have the right to enter. Integration assured.

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