We imagined Justin and Hailey Bieber’s baby

This adorable face doesn’t exist (yet), but this is how an AI imagined the offspring of Hailey and Justin Bieber. The couple announced Hailey’s pregnancy on May 9.lucien crausaz for watson

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To pass the time before the birth of Justin and Hailey Bieber’s baby, whose pregnancy was announced on May 9, we allowed ourselves to make a few hypotheses. Physique, character, first name: we sketch the portrait of this future nepo baby.

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The announcement of a mini Bieber in production on May 9 caused a worldwide cataclysm. A general frenzy. So much so that compared to that, the coming of little Jesus, the Three Wise Men, all that was a non-event.

No more blasphemy. After letting go of a few tears of joy, high-pitched squeals and jumping on the bed, all we had to do was count the weeks separating us from the arrival of the prodigal son. And to fantasize about the end result.

Thanks to a representative of the future mother at Entertainment Tonight, in the wake of the announcement, we know that we don’t have very long left to stamp our feet. Despite a belly the size of a small walnut, the mother-to-be would be “a little over six months pregnant”.

A pretty nut eh, we agree, Hailey.

A pretty nut eh, we agree, Hailey.

You don’t need a doctorate in mathematics to conclude that, if everything goes according to plan, the birth is expected to take place early in late July or early August. Assuming that the baby is born between July 23 and August 23, the future Bieber will therefore be a Leo.

His character

It’s time to draw out our crystal ball and our horoscope. According to the astral expert of Madame Figaro, “man or woman, Leos like to attract attention and dare to be extravagance”. Which is pretty good in the case of this potential “nepo baby”: he will have all the millions of dollars he wants to give free rein to his imagination and creativity. Between them, Justin and Hailey Bieber would be worth $320 million, according to estimates from Celebrity Neth Worth. Enough to treat yourself to a few pairs of multi-colored Crocs, like your dad’s.

Well, what if not?

“Passionate, determined and optimistic, Lions like to take on challenges and take them on, especially when the stars are with them”

Madame Figaro.

Add to that a personality of “born leader”, “leader of the pack”, “protector ready to bare his claws” to protect those he loves, and you obtain a future president or Nobel Peace Prize winner. However, this visceral need to attract light and attention can make Leo also “proud”, “impulsive”, or even “vain”. When that wouldn’t just make him “authoritarian”. A way of saying that Baby Bieber will be a future tyrannical child star in power?

It almost reminds us of another nepo baby…

Let the future parents rest assured. Not all Lions we know of are torturers. My dad, for example, born on August 3, is a wonderful being. And you are strictly forbidden to quote Mussolini (of July 29), just to prove me wrong.

The number of children

One thing is certain, this baby will be a unique model. Yes because, for a second, we really thought it was twins. Blame it on Justin’s mom, Pattie Mallette, and her overexcited comment on Hailey’s dad, Stephen Baldwin’s Instagram account: “Congratulations Grandpa! WE’RE GOING TO HAVE THE CUTEST GRANDBABIES EVER!”

What do you mean… THEM? This use of the plural did not fail to cause some gasps among fans and observers. However, Pattie was quick to clarify her thoughts: “No, not twins lol, I would love to. I just mean in general.”

“I hope they get more than one eventually. They will make beautiful babies when they have them. One is enough for now”

Pattie Mallette, on Instagram.

Oh…

His first name

Which leaves us with the first name dilemma. What will Justin Drew and Hailey Rhode choose to name their offspring? Will they give in to the sadly widespread trend of people to adorn their kids with a neo-ridiculo-poetic-unpronounceable first name? Will this child be doomed to dragging around a name such as Marmalade, Atomic, South, Beach, Crumble or Fuchsia?

A look in the respective family archives could, however, reassure us: among the Baldwins and the Biebers, the trend is still towards the classics. Stephen, Kennya, Alaia, Alec, Daniel or even William on the maternal side. Pattie, Jeremy, Allie, Jasmyn, Jaxon at my father’s house. Nothing too eccentric.

While waiting to tell us their choice, Justin and Hailey treat us to a “baby bump” photo.

While waiting to tell us their choice, Justin and Hailey treat us to a “baby bump” photo.instagram

At any rate, the choice of the future parents would already have been made. “They have a name that they think is perfect. They also start decorating the room. They can’t wait to meet the baby,” an insider recently slipped into People.

The baby’s face

Even more than his first name, it is this child’s face that we are delighted to discover. Hazel eyes, full lips and razor-cut jaws… The mix between the 27-year-old top model and her 30-year-old Canadian beau can only be fabulous.

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - DECEMBER 03: Hailey Bieber attends the 3rd Annual Academy Museum Gala at Academy Museum of Motion Pictures on December 03, 2023 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frazer H...

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TORONTO, ONTARIO - FEBRUARY 03: Justin Bieber looks on from the bench area of ​​Team Matthews during their game against Team Hughes at the 2024 Honda NHL All-Star Game at Scotiabank Arena on February 03 ...

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To get an idea, we asked a professional to create an overview for us, using Artificial Intelligence. And the result is more than promising. Look.

There is no age limit for your first tattoo.

There is no age limit for your first tattoo.lucien crausaz for watson

Awwwwwwwwwwww. Again?

Nor to wear lip gloss.

Nor to wear lip gloss.lucien crausaz for watson

Moooooooooooooooooh…

Come on, enough daydreaming and fantasizing. After all, whether his name is Suitcase or Matcha, has a double chin or bulging eyes, is as stupid as his feet or suffers from dictatorial inclinations, nothing will stop us from loving this baby very much.

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